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    Elkinallen
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    PostPosted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:52 pm    Post subject: Just a funny story Reply with quote

    I was a Chief Flight Instructor at a 141 school. One of the instructors came in and I noticed he did not have his tie on. Rules I said to him to put it on. He replied he forgot it at home. I said borrow one or something. I saw him Censored moments later and he still did not have one on. I said You go home or whatever and don't come cack without a tie!!!! Hit with Chair Whip

    About a half hour later I saw him from a distance. I looked!! What?!?! I went to him.,, He had on a black bow tie!!!!! Blink I said to him ARE you mocking me?!?!?! Hit with Chair He said no, I could only find this! HE WAS serious! I laughed my Ass off!! Someone finally hooked him up with a tie. Gosh that was hillarious. The funny part was that he was serious!!! Yes
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    PostPosted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Wacko Strange people in this world. Unsure


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    PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Thats so funny Very Happy ! Couldn't he go to TJ Maxx or Marshall's and get a $5 tie?
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    PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    It was TTOOOOoooo Funny. I still can't believe it. It was just like in some kind of comedy show on TV. Rolling Eyes
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    PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:23 am    Post subject: Another funny story Reply with quote

    Off the topic 4 a sec ( true story)

    there was this guy driving his car & he kept on swaying the car like he was drunk. So a cop pulls the guy over to do all sorts of mental tests( "walking the line u know the sort of thing Laughing Cheers! )so she's telling him to do things like stand on 1 foot & jump,put his hand behind his back & he can do everything she asks. So he say's to the cop" Jeez, do you want me 2 dance 4 u!?" she goes"Yeah, I would" so he does a little jig so finally she goes " Pretty good, are you a dancer?" he goes" No, I'm just drunk!" Laughing Laughing Laughing Very Happy Clapping
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    PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

    Elkinallen,

    I don't get it. Why did the guy need a tie to fly a plane? I'm guessing this didn't happen in California. . . Cool

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    PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

    He didnt need a tie to fly the plane. He needed the tie to satisfy the company policy and proceedures.

    Ca.? Yes. It was San Diego.
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