Looking for some decent music

belgeode · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:16 am Post subject:

omg that was hillarious emerald hahaaha.
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acepilot32 · Captain Joined: Jul 05, 2007 Posts: 752 Location: illinois

hahahahahaahhahahahahaha funniest thing iv also seen in a while lol
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Welshflyer · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:48 am Post subject:

Ok gents i think it's time to bring this to a close and there's only one way to do it. I don't care if you like him or not he was the first, the best and for me this his his anthem and here he's in his prime, so let's close this thread with Elvis Presley and Suspicious Minds Very Happy

As some people say.....Enjoy Very Happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q04_ClDxRsk
Or is it this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moUifEmOcbU
The cape he throws into the crowd at the end of this is worth $20,000 in 1973 Shocked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rgs5A4u14
Thank you and goodnight!

Bran09 · Captain Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 869 Location: Florida

ELVIS ROCKS! Smile

to bad he faked his death?

belgeode · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject:

Oh brother...
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cheezyflier · Captain Joined: Mar 13, 2007 Posts: 588

while i will admit elvis was a talented entertainer, and certainly a commercial success, he was the britney spears of his day, truth be told.
doubt me? look at his life. he was a truck driver who turned singer/movie star. he publicly stated most of his films were garbage. he wrote only 2 of the hundreds of songs he recorded, and died on the toilet.

ps- i don't agree this thread is done, and if it is, i don't see it goin out like that - with elvis. there is plenty that hasn't been discussed. i think this particular thread still has plenty of life left in it.

Bran09 · Captain Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 869 Location: Florida

Britney sears here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13lLocdJgEY i laughed my ass off Very Happy

Bran09 · Captain Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 869 Location: Florida

its just amazing how ugly she can get oh heres another one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlkzgI_jNUg&feature=related

I think that was funny Very Happy

Bran09 · Captain Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 869 Location: Florida

LOL i want to go see that movie like she so dum! Laughing

Welshflyer · Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject:

I consider myself over ruled Very Happy

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Tailhook · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:10 am Post subject:

warlord40 · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:11 am Post subject:

THREAD NON RESPONSIVE. . . . . . .
END OF THREAD...................................................
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cheezyflier · Captain Joined: Mar 13, 2007 Posts: 588

NO WAY!!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT OVER YET!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN GO HOME!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL STILL HERE!!!!!!! DON'T GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
IT CAN'T BE OVER YET!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tailhook · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:23 am Post subject:

Ok, the bribe didn't work, neither did threatening him with an opera singer of ample proportions... what next cheezy??

...thumb screws... ...water torture...? Umm...

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Welshflyer · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject:

Sorry, were you talking to me? Very Happy

OK let's keep this going Smile

and let's put a little humour in here.
I found this at another forum and it did make me chuckle Very Happy

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NELSONS FINAL WORDS UPDATED FOR 2008.
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Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."

Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."

Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?"

Hardy: "Sorry sir?"

Nelson: (reading aloud): "'England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?"

Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England' past the censors, lest it be considered racist."

Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."

Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments."

Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main-brace to steel the men before battle."

Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. It's part of the Government's policy on binge drinking."

Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it. Full speed ahead!"

Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water."

Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please."

Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."

Nelson: "What?"

Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until proper scaffolding can be erected."

Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."

Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo'c'sle Admiral."

Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."

Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled."

Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."

Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."

Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."

Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"

Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy."

Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."

Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!"

Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."

Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"

Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."

Nelson: "We're not?"

Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."

Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."

Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report."

Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."

Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"

Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?"

Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment."

Nelson: "What about sodomy?"

Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."

Nelson: "In that case............................... Kiss me, Hardy."

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